ABOUT

Cranky Frankie. Colonel O. Frank the Tank. A man with many nicknames...these are just the PG ones. 

Meet Frank, and his Chocolate Lab Leroy Brown, the two are never far from each other. After a 30 year career as a reserve Colonel in the marines, and an even longer career in corporate America, Frank has traded his rucksack and Delta Medallion status for a belt sander and skill saw. He’s now part-time carpenter, part-time house husband, and full time lab dad to Leroy. Carpentry and woodwork have always been a creative outlet for Frank and he finally gets to spend his days creating in his basement turned workshop, playing fetch with Leroy, and trying not to drive his wife, Jennifer too crazy. 

Frank hopes you’ll support his retirement #SideHustle and his wife, Jennifer just hopes you’ll find something so he stays busy and stops trying to redecorate their house. 

Frank has fully embraced the grumpy old man lifestyle. His favorite Saturday morning activity? Costco, followed by yard work(yes, he still does his own yard work because, ‘nobody does it right’), then a nap in his hideous electric recliner that he refuses to give up. Outfit of choice? An old Florida State t-shirt, Wal-mart jeans(‘they’re only $10!!’), and white New Balance tennis shoes. 

He loves his family, smoked brisket, and leaving his house as little as possible.